This is about to be TMI
We are watching the campaign and we got to that part where the main character tells people to turn to their neighbor and tell them a deep secret
This nigga turned to me and was like “One time while you were sleep and had your mouth open I dragged my balls across your face expecting you to wake up…
but you didnt”
bye tumblr I dont even know what the fuck to do at this point lmao
LMFAAOOOOOOOOO WHAT
He would get punched in the throat. Then I’d laugh. But only after I was sure it hurt.